The whole "animal magic" thing sounded kind of crazy and adventurous too.Īnd I got swept up in the thought. I hope that ANYone would notice that sort of thing. I'm glad they noticed, whomever they are. "If they realize how much it turns me on, they don't show it. "It's only when I lose myself a little - relax into it - that they kiss me. "While they comb their way through, they make sure to get close as possible but they do not kiss me." Read me something from the book, if you don't mind. I just really wanted to see if you were at all like the person described in the book.īecause I'm kind of a huge sucker for that kind of stuff.
I'm not a hype person! I don't even watch movie trailers! I stay as far away from hype as possible!
It was just crazy romantic, and it got my heart and brain going into overdrive. There's literally no way I can live up to this hype. Highlighted different parts.Īnd I started to imagine what you must be like.Īnd you figured that you'd text me out of the blue and potentially ruin your fantasy. At least I think I am!Īnd like I said, someone made notes. I promise I’m getting to a point of some kind. Oh, uhh, great! I mean, I'm not saying we should arrange one or anything, but that's. I have no idea where this conversation is going, and I love it. (Although there are a few drawings that include more than 2 people.) I’d better get a handle on my bashful embarrassment. There’s a gal studying a couple tables away who just gave me “the Glare”. I'd be more likely to turn into a chickadee or something, surely. Hahaha! Well, considering how fierce badgers are, I'm sure I would make a terrible one.Īhh haha! I just let out the dumbest laugh. I'm strangely relieved to see that you are not, indeed, an animal. You probably didn't know that this was "usual" for me. Well, I’m not sure if I can pull off a smile like that, but I’ll give it the old college try. You got it! One sec - I just have to go grab it. Include the book in the picture as proof. So at least you can see who you're dealing with. (That's what they call it, right? When a guy pretends he's a girl. Hold on - I don't want you to think I'm a cat fisherman or something. Oh! I made sure to take out the bookmark! And also that they hadn't written any of your deets in the book and such.Īhh! I’m sorry, you probably think I’m going to offer to sell you a vacuum, or a timeshare or something.
This is either the sweetest thing ever, or the weirdest spam message I've ever gotten. I have a few ideas who might have done it. Well, they painted a very very flattering picture of you. Someone made notes in the margins, and went a little crazy with the highlighter. Well actually, it was written on a bookmark.
My name is Cash, and I found a book in the library up at the University with your name and number inside it. Oh wow, if those actually existed, I could stock up and ask them for every conceivable gift-giving occasion. Hahaha! That was strangely poetic and condescending. Feel the veil of awkwardness lift from your face. Okay - I really didn't think it would be this difficult trying to talk to you. Or you can call me Cash if that's less nutty for you. No no, I’m not contacting you to get you in trouble or anything! That really depends on whether or not saying yes will implicate me in some sort of crime. Yes! Are you an animal? DO YOU WANT TO DATE ME? Sorry for randomly bothering you out of the blue, but my curiosity is going to completely destroy me if I don't try at least talking with you.Īre you the person going around saving all those animal-guys?
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